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    <title type="text">Game Retard</title>
    <subtitle type="text">Game Retard:Nintendo Wii, Nintendo DS, Sony Playstation, Sony PSP, Video Games</subtitle>
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    <updated>2008-08-13T23:03:18Z</updated>
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    <entry>
      <title>Best WoW Arena PVP Class</title>
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      <id>tag:gameretard.com,2008:site/1.10</id>
      <published>2008-10-02T17:26:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-08-13T23:03:18Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Agravar</name>
            <email>buckwheatt_2@yahoo.com</email>
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        <p>The most overpowered PVP character in WoW is the Rogue class.&nbsp; No other class can deciede when to start a battle, with its cloaked capabilities, or deciede when to leave one, with the vanish talent.&nbsp; And to put insult to injury, WoW makers decided to give this already overpowered class an instant crowd control cast that lasts for a whopping 10 seconds and they already have another 10 secound stun in SAP. No other class in the game has an instant crowd control that lasts for 10 seconds. Besides the instant crowded control, rogues have another ability called clock of shadows which basically 
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This means that a well played rogue vs a well played anything the well played rogue will always come out on top. The dps, the ability to 
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    <entry>
      <title>Dynasty Warriors Review</title>
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      <id>tag:gameretard.com,2008:site/1.11</id>
      <published>2008-09-03T17:13:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-08-13T23:03:50Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Agravar</name>
            <email>buckwheatt_2@yahoo.com</email>
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      <title>Pre&#45;Order Starcraft II For PC AT Circuit City</title>
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      <id>tag:gameretard.com,2008:site/1.26</id>
      <published>2008-08-27T21:32:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-08-27T21:34:22Z</updated>
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            <name>Agravar</name>
            <email>buckwheatt_2@yahoo.com</email>
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        <p>"StarCraft II continues the epic saga of the Protoss, Terran, and Zerg. These three distinct and powerful races will clash once again in the fast-paced real-time strategy sequel to the legendary original, StarCraft. Legions of veteran, upgraded, and brand-new unit types will do battle across the galaxy, as each faction struggles for survival."</p>
<p>"Featuring a unique single-player campaign that picks up where StarCraft: Brood War left off, StarCraft II will present a cast of new heroes and familiar faces in an edgy sci-fi story filled with adventure and intrigue. In addition, Blizzard will again offer unparalleled online play through Battle.net, the company&rsquo;s world-renowned gaming service, with several enhancements and new features to make StarCraft II the ultimate competitive real-time strategy game."</p>
<li>Fast-paced, hard-hitting, tightly balanced competitive real-time strategy gameplay that recaptures and improves on the magic of the original game </li>
<li>Three completely distinct races: Protoss, Terran, and Zerg </li>
<li>New units and gameplay mechanics further distinguish each race </li>
<li>Groundbreaking single-player campaign </li>
<li>Vibrant new 3D-graphics engine with support for dazzling visual effects and massive unit and army sizes </li>
<li>Full multiplayer support, with new competitive features and matchmaking utilities available through Battle.net </li>
<li>Full map-making and scripting tools to give players incredible freedom in customizing and personalizing their gameplay experience </li> 
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    <entry>
      <title>Just How Bright is the New PSP&#45;3000?</title>
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      <id>tag:gameretard.com,2008:site/1.25</id>
      <published>2008-08-26T21:33:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-08-26T21:36:53Z</updated>
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            <name>Agravar</name>
            <email>buckwheatt_2@yahoo.com</email>
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        <p>Full article can be found <a href="http://www.coderetard.com/2008/08/25/just-how-bright-is-the-new-psp-3000/Just How Bright is the New PSP-3000" title="here." target="_blank">here.</a></p> 
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    <entry>
      <title>WTH : Final Fantasy XI Boss takes forever to keel.</title>
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      <id>tag:gameretard.com,2008:site/1.23</id>
      <published>2008-08-20T22:58:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-08-20T23:10:50Z</updated>
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            <name>Agravar</name>
            <email>buckwheatt_2@yahoo.com</email>
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        <p>People attempting to kill the boss had this to say&nbsp;in a forum,&nbsp; "People were passing out and getting physically ill. We decided to end it before we risked turning into a horrible news story about how video games ruin people's lives." That must suck waste 18 hours of your life for nothing. pwned!</p> 
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    <entry>
      <title>It&#8217;s Official PSP 3000 Is For Real</title>
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      <id>tag:gameretard.com,2008:site/1.22</id>
      <published>2008-08-15T18:55:01Z</published>
      <updated>2008-08-15T19:00:06Z</updated>
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            <name>Agravar</name>
            <email>buckwheatt_2@yahoo.com</email>
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        <p>See the full article <a href="http://www.coderetard.com/2008/08/15/psp-3000-series-at-the-fcc-psp-slims-going-to-be-out-dated-psp-3001/" title="CodeRetard.com" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
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      <title>Nintendo Top Seller</title>
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      <id>tag:gameretard.com,2008:site/1.20</id>
      <published>2008-08-15T15:30:01Z</published>
      <updated>2008-08-15T15:47:18Z</updated>
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            <name>Agravar</name>
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        <p>Nintendo has sold over 608,400 DS's and 555,000 Wii's. Sony has sold 224,900 PS3's and Microsoft sold 204,800 Xbox's.&nbsp; Although last in systems sold, Microsoft, however, is claiming that users are buying an estimated 7.9 games per console sold.&nbsp; Whatever the case, the numbers are clear cut, Wii is the winner for total hardware sales, with Sony, and then Microsoft coming from behind.</p> 
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    <entry>
      <title>Sony Discontinues PSP Extended Life Battery</title>
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      <id>tag:gameretard.com,2008:site/1.19</id>
      <published>2008-08-14T22:47:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-08-15T00:47:30Z</updated>
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            <name>Agravar</name>
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        <p>The extended battery would last longer than the standard issue battery by at least 50%, and some even people stated that they could get at least 10 hours of play time.&nbsp; We at GameRetard wonder why Sony would pull such a popular and quality product. Perhaps its due to poor sales or matching battery clips is too much of a hassle and sunk cost.&nbsp; If you don't have one, perhaps you should now get one.</p> 
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      <title>John Madden PSP Unboxing</title>
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      <id>tag:gameretard.com,2008:site/1.18</id>
      <published>2008-08-13T16:41:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-08-13T20:37:52Z</updated>
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            <name>SonRiku</name>
            <email>hikaru@gmail.com</email>
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        <p>We are still working on seeing if the Madden PSP comes with the newest Sony PSP motherboards.&nbsp; At the time of writting we are unsure if this PSP is hackable.&nbsp; We will keep you posted.&nbsp; 
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PSP Release Date: 8.13.2009<BR>
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Retail Price: $199.99<BR>
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Model: 2001 Series<BR>
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Manufacture: Sony<BR>
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ESRB Rating: Everyone<BR>
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    <entry>
      <title>NBA Live 08</title>
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      <id>tag:gameretard.com,2008:site/1.9</id>
      <published>2008-07-31T17:22:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-07-16T17:13:29Z</updated>
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        <p>Okay, if you played NBA Live before than this is pretty much like any other NBA Live game, except you have the most recent updated rosters.&nbsp; NBA LIVE 08 focuses alot on offense, so if you love a completely offensive basketball game, then will enjoy NBA Live 08.
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    <entry>
      <title>PSP 3000</title>
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      <id>tag:gameretard.com,2008:site/1.17</id>
      <published>2008-07-29T17:20:01Z</published>
      <updated>2008-07-29T17:42:12Z</updated>
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        <p>The latest rumor going around is that Sony has either in plan or have already made a prototype for a new version of the PSP, called the PSP 3000. Some sources say that SONY itself has leaked the rumor, others say that SONY is denying this rumor. Are these rumors lies, or truth? Only time will tell. If true, just remember you heard it here first at <a href="http://www.GameRetard.com" title="www.GameRetard.com">GameRetard.com</a>
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    <entry>
      <title>Introducing Xbox LIVE Community Games</title>
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      <id>tag:gameretard.com,2008:site/1.16</id>
      <published>2008-07-28T21:30:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-08-13T23:04:12Z</updated>
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&#8220;As a Premium member in the XNA Creators Club, you’ll be able to submit any complete Xbox 360 game you’ve created in XNA Game Studio to the Creators Club community at <a href="http://creators.xna.com">http://creators.xna.com</a>, for peer review. Other Premium Creators will check to make sure your game is safe to play. If it is, you’ll set a price point – between 200 and 800 Points – that people will pay to download your game.&#8221;
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&#8220;Once the game is reviewed and the price point set, you’re done. The game is listed on Xbox LIVE Marketplace, and you’ll get a check every quarter, for up to 70% of the game’s total revenue in your own currency. Depending on your game’s success, you may even have your game advertised on Xbox 360 and other Microsoft online properties.&#8221;
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&#8220;Just imagine - your game in the hands of millions of Xbox 360 gamers around the world: that’s the power of Community Games.&#8221;
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<a href="http://blogs.msdn.com/xna/archive/2008/07/22/introducing-xbox-live-community-games.aspx">http://blogs.msdn.com/xna/archive/2008/07/22/introducing-xbox-live-community-games.aspx</a>
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    <entry>
      <title>Street Fighter IV</title>
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      <id>tag:gameretard.com,2008:site/1.15</id>
      <published>2008-07-18T05:51:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-07-21T19:09:21Z</updated>
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        <p>According to the game maker, it&#8217;s because 1) they needed a sabatical 2) they have been waiting for the technology to catch up to their vision. Hummmm&#8230; sounds like pretty lousy excuses to me. Capcom need to find better talent to work on this worthy franchise empire of a game. Who in their mid 20&#8217;s and up have not played SF? How Capcom let almost a whole generation pass them by is beyond me. 
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So, enough bagging on the game maker. What is new with version IV? Well, let&#8217;s start with the fighters. They brought back the orginal heros and villains from SF II, which is a good thing because I couldnt stand the new characters in III and alpha. And of course, they added 4 new characters. I have to say I am pretty disappointed with the new casts and their cheesy storylines. I mean c&#8217;mon, 10 years and these are the best you can come up with. A eating-disorder fat-ass, a mystery woman in a bionic suit, a psycho redneck, and a masked Mexican wrestler who likes to cook. Whaa, hold me down. I can&#8217;t wait to play as one of these stereotypes. At least make the chick lose some cloth, why not a bionic swim suit instead of body suit. Are the new fighters supposed to bring comic relief to this game? In that case, I would suggest making the wrestler into a midget, making the fattie also a drag queen, making the redneck tell redneck jokes between rounds, and oh ya make the chick into a stipper who pole dances when she wins. I think I would play her then.
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On to the game graphics. I like the combat movements that put the orginal on the map. Everything looks smooth and the slight hint of 3D is refereshing. I dont consider the game itself 3D because it&#8217;s pretty much still a horizonal and vertical playing field. Compared to another fighting hit, Tekken, I feel Tekken pushed the 3D concept much further. It&#8217;s a matter of preference but I wish SF had more 3D movements as opposed to just camera effect. The revenge meter is reminescent of the previous power bar in SF Alpha. I am not a big fan of that either, probably because I am a cheap skate in the arcade and that power bar seriously cuts into the play time. The brief animation pause before a super move is enjoyable but would seem like it would get old after a while. There are definitely more glorious blood spill and bone crunching violence. The fighting moves are more exaggerated. The battle scenes are supposed to be more awe inspiring. I dont think anyone would play the game just to look at the background. New super combos are promised. The key for lasting appeal is for the game to be balanced and counter moves well designed, so it&#8217;s not 2 back to back super combos and the fight is over.
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Bottomline, I will buy this game for the nostalgic factor more than anything else. The game can be pre-ordered and shipped in 2/2009. Is it worth the wait? I certainly hope so. FIGHT.
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    <entry>
      <title>And the Winner of this year&#8217;s e3 is&#8230;&#8230;</title>
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      <id>tag:gameretard.com,2008:site/1.14</id>
      <published>2008-07-17T23:32:01Z</published>
      <updated>2008-07-17T23:37:12Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Agravar</name>
            <email>buckwheatt_2@yahoo.com</email>
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        <p>Xbox 360!!!
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If there was a winner out of the big three console games, Sony&#8217;s PSP, Nintendo Wii and Microsoft&#8217;s XBOX 360, Microsoft would be one at this year&#8217;s E3 convention. Microsoft&#8217;s achievements were more innovative and held more substance. Sony and Nintendo&#8217;s  announcements and enhancments appeared to be more smoke and mirrors than anything else. There was nothing of true significance or nothing new that was not already known prior or rumored prior. Let&#8217;s sum things up.
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#1. Mircosoft
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XBOX Live - online gaming - games with interactive play from players all over the US.
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NetFlix will start streaming movies directly into the console.
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Square Enix&#8217;s Final Fantasy XIII will now be availalbe to be played on the XBOX. This game used to be exclusive to only the PS&#8217;s.
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#2, Sony
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Sony announced that they will be coming out with a new 80gb model at $399, the same price as the previous models but at half the memory! what da!
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#3 Nintendo
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Announced a slew of games that are basic and standard. Nothing revolutionary.
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Announced an enhance Wii controller
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      <title>PSP Offical Update 4.05 released</title>
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      <published>2008-07-17T17:42:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-07-17T18:16:40Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Agravar</name>
            <email>buckwheatt_2@yahoo.com</email>
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        <p>&#8220;This system software update includes all features contained in previous versions. The new system software will preserve any settings previously made to the PSP (such as the Parental Control level). Depending on the software title, you may not be able to play without first updating the PSP system software. 
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Do not perform updates using any data other than the official update data provided by Sony Computer Entertainment over a network or on disc media, and do not perform updates by methods other than those described in the product documentation or in this site. If an update is performed using data from another source, by another method, or with a PSP system that has been altered or modified in any way, the PSP system may not operate properly and may not be able to install the official update data. Any of these actions may void the PSP system warranty and affect your ability to obtain warranty services and repair services from Sony Computer Entertainment.&#8221;
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For now this is a major deterrent for developers making custon firmware.
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If you wish to download the update, you can find it <a href="http://www.coderetard.com/2008/07/17/psp-offical-update-405-released/" title="here">here</a> at <a href="http://www.coderetard.com/" title="www.CodeRetard.com">www.CodeRetard.com</a>.
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