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    <title>Game Retard</title>
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    <description>Nintendo Wii, Nintendo DS, Sony Playstation, Sony PSP, Video Games</description>
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    <dc:creator>buckwheatt_2@yahoo.com</dc:creator>
    <dc:rights>Copyright 2008</dc:rights>
    <dc:date>2008-10-02T17:26:00-08:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Best WoW Arena PVP Class</title>
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      <description>The most overpowered PVP character in WoW is the Rogue class.&amp;nbsp; No other class can deciede when to start a battle, with its cloaked capabilities, or deciede when to leave one, with the vanish talent.&amp;nbsp; And to put insult to injury, WoW makers decided to give this already overpowered class an instant crowd control cast that lasts for a whopping 10 seconds and they already have another 10 secound stun in SAP. No other class in the game has an instant crowd control that lasts for 10 seconds. Besides the instant crowded control, rogues have another ability called clock of shadows which basically 


This means that a well played rogue vs a well played anything the well played rogue will always come out on top. The dps, the ability to</description>
      <dc:subject>Blogging</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2008-10-02T17:26:00-08:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Dynasty Warriors Review</title>
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      <dc:date>2008-09-03T17:13:00-08:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Pre&#45;Order Starcraft II For PC AT Circuit City</title>
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      <description>The long anticipated StarCraft II from Blizzard Entertainment is finally available for pre&#45;order at Circuit City for $49.99 and ships December 3. Get your pre&#45;orders in now before it sells out!!! Just in time for Christmas.&quot;StarCraft II continues the epic saga of the Protoss, Terran, and Zerg. These three distinct and powerful races will clash once again in the fast&#45;paced real&#45;time strategy sequel to the legendary original, StarCraft. Legions of veteran, upgraded, and brand&#45;new unit types will do battle across the galaxy, as each faction struggles for survival.&quot;
&quot;Featuring a unique single&#45;player campaign that picks up where StarCraft: Brood War left off, StarCraft II will present a cast of new heroes and familiar faces in an edgy sci&#45;fi story filled with adventure and intrigue. In addition, Blizzard will again offer unparalleled online play through Battle.net, the company&amp;rsquo;s world&#45;renowned gaming service, with several enhancements and new features to make StarCraft II the ultimate competitive real&#45;time strategy game.&quot;
Fast&#45;paced, hard&#45;hitting, tightly balanced competitive real&#45;time strategy gameplay that recaptures and improves on the magic of the original game 
Three completely distinct races: Protoss, Terran, and Zerg 
New units and gameplay mechanics further distinguish each race 
Groundbreaking single&#45;player campaign 
Vibrant new 3D&#45;graphics engine with support for dazzling visual effects and massive unit and army sizes 
Full multiplayer support, with new competitive features and matchmaking utilities available through Battle.net 
Full map&#45;making and scripting tools to give players incredible freedom in customizing and personalizing their gameplay experience</description>
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      <dc:date>2008-08-27T21:32:00-08:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Just How Bright is the New PSP&#45;3000?</title>
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      <description>Images/Famitsu
Famitsu has a few screenshots of the new PSP&#45;3000 which will be physically indistinguishable from the current PSP slim the PSP&#45;2000Full article can be found here.</description>
      <dc:subject></dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2008-08-26T21:33:00-08:00</dc:date>
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      <title>WTH : Final Fantasy XI Boss takes forever to keel.</title>
      <link>http://www.gameretard.com/?/site/wth_final_fantasy_xi_boss_takes_forever_to_keel/</link>
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      <description>In Final Fantasy XI, there is a boss that is virtual unkillable within a reasonable amount of time. Apparently it takes a good full day 24+ hours, if you are lucky, to kill&amp;nbsp;&quot;Pandemonium Warden&quot;.People attempting to kill the boss had this to say&amp;nbsp;in a forum,&amp;nbsp; &quot;People were passing out and getting physically ill. We decided to end it before we risked turning into a horrible news story about how video games ruin people&apos;s lives.&quot; That must suck waste 18 hours of your life for nothing. pwned!</description>
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      <dc:date>2008-08-20T22:58:00-08:00</dc:date>
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      <title>It&#8217;s Official PSP 3000 Is For Real</title>
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      <description>Recently, GameRetard reported a rumor that Sony was in the process of creating a new PSP. Sources now tell us that these rumors are true.&amp;nbsp;
See the full article here.</description>
      <dc:subject></dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2008-08-15T18:55:01-08:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Nintendo Top Seller</title>
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      <description>The NPD Group has reported that Nintendo is the top seller of total hardware sales.&amp;nbsp;
Nintendo has sold over 608,400 DS&apos;s and 555,000 Wii&apos;s. Sony has sold 224,900 PS3&apos;s and Microsoft sold 204,800 Xbox&apos;s.&amp;nbsp; Although last in systems sold, Microsoft, however, is claiming that users are buying an estimated 7.9 games per console sold.&amp;nbsp; Whatever the case, the numbers are clear cut, Wii is the winner for total hardware sales, with Sony, and then Microsoft coming from behind.</description>
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      <dc:date>2008-08-15T15:30:01-08:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Sony Discontinues PSP Extended Life Battery</title>
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      <description>In the second week of August 08, Sony has announced that they will be discontinuing the popular 2200 mAH extended life battery.
The extended battery would last longer than the standard issue battery by at least 50%, and some even people stated that they could get at least 10 hours of play time.&amp;nbsp; We at GameRetard wonder why Sony would pull such a popular and quality product. Perhaps its due to poor sales or matching battery clips is too much of a hassle and sunk cost.&amp;nbsp; If you don&apos;t have one, perhaps you should now get one.</description>
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      <dc:date>2008-08-14T22:47:00-08:00</dc:date>
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      <title>John Madden PSP Unboxing</title>
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      <description>New John Madden PSP unboxing Gallery

Sony has just released a new  Limited Edition Madden NFL 09 PSP Entertainment Pack &#45; nornally refered to as the Madden PSP.&amp;nbsp; This new entertainment pack comes packed full of nice goodies and retails for $199.99.&amp;nbsp; Inside the box, what you get is a special blue version of the PSP, Madden 2009, a UMD football highlights video, one 1GB Sony Memory Stick, charger, battery, and instructions.&amp;nbsp; Take a look at our exclusive gallery.&amp;nbsp; You can find it online here: Madden PSP

 
We are still working on seeing if the Madden PSP comes with the newest Sony PSP motherboards.&amp;nbsp; At the time of writting we are unsure if this PSP is hackable.&amp;nbsp; We will keep you posted.&amp;nbsp; 



PSP Release Date: 8.13.2009

Retail Price: $199.99

Model: 2001 Series

Manufacture: Sony

ESRB Rating: Everyone</description>
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      <dc:date>2008-08-13T16:41:00-08:00</dc:date>
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      <title>NBA Live 08</title>
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      <description>Okay, if you played NBA Live before than this is pretty much like any other NBA Live game, except you have the most recent updated rosters.&amp;nbsp; NBA LIVE 08 focuses alot on offense, so if you love a completely offensive basketball game, then will enjoy NBA Live 08.</description>
      <dc:subject></dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2008-07-31T17:22:00-08:00</dc:date>
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